Get ready to be SKAMmed?
The most honest joke you'll ever invest in. You might make millions or you might not. But do you really want to take the chance?
SKAM Coin is the ultimate test of market madness: a playground where buying and selling are as wild as a bull market party. PUMP and DUMP as you will! Think of it as the financial world's reality check, because in the end, it has no intrinsic value after all.
How to not buy
Create a Wallet
Download Trust or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to here.
Get Some BNB
If you don’t have any BNB, you can buy directly on Trust, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to PancakeSwap
Connect to PancakeSwap. Go to pancakeswap.finance/swap in google chrome or on the browser inside your Trust app. Click on the "Connect Wallet" button on the top right corner. Choose your wallet provider and follow the prompts to connect.
Find the Skam Token
By default, the first field should be set to BNB. If not, click on the currency name and select BNB. Add Custom Token: In the second field, click "Select a currency" and paste the token's contract address:
0xe6FF86626415222eA6658B81a67DC2a6A2254561
into the search bar. The Skam token should appear and be selectable. If it’s your first time adding it, you might need to click "Import" and accept the disclaimer.
Swp the Skam Token
Enter the amount of BNB you want to swap for the custom token. PancakeSwap will automatically calculate the equivalent amount of the custom token. Click on the settings icon to adjust slippage tolerance. You may need to increase this to 12% to successfully swap the token. Review the details, then click “Swap”. Confirm the transaction in your wallet. You might need to approve the token if it’s your first transaction with it.
Skam Coin Tokenomics
10% to the founders, because who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned centralization in their decentralized currency?
Another 10% is earmarked for "strategic partnerships," a euphemism for giving coins to our friends under the guise of business development.
We have 20% for marketing, because convincing people to buy into the dream of owning an utterly valueless asset requires a budget rivaling that of a small country's GDP.
The remaining 50%? It's for "Airdrops," which is really just a sophisticated way of saying "airdrops that make you feel like you're winning the lottery, but instead of money, you get digital confetti."
Our highly anticipated airdrops happen on every Monday, delivered with the precision of a sundial at midnight. The amount you receive is meticulously calculated by an algorithm so sophisticated it makes quantum physics look like kindergarten math. TRUST ME BRO!